Shopping list for a camping trip

Some prominent excerpts:

  • Elk meat and Merguez sausage
  • Local crimini mushrooms
  • Single-cask bourbon
  • Single malt scotch
  • .357 magnum ammunition
  • 12 gauge slugs
  • Street hockey gloves so I don’t lose a fingernail knife fighting
  • New 0 degree rated double sleeping bag so Janice won’t freeze to death in 50 degree weather

…and that’s not including the stuff I don’t have to shop for like rapiers, riding gloves, and a good Pinot Noir.

I really love my family.


3 Responses to “Shopping list for a camping trip”

  1. Eilidh**Cat says:

    Ooh, that reminds me — Darren, drop me a line, will ya? I’m thinking this camping packing list is for next weekend, yes? Let’s talk food.

  2. cavalaxis says:

    Awwww! We love you too!

  3. Daiv says:

    If you have the ammunition, why are you bringing the Elk meat? :=)

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